Jilian writes: I have a voodoo lily bulb that I wish to grow in our home. It’s basically a miniature corpse flower: Every three to four years, it will bloom and smell like rotting meat for two days. It’s a wonder of nature, but my husband objects. I
Carson writes: My girlfriend won’t stop calling me a “candy boy.” She says that I love candy and that I should feel OK with that. I disagree — I am not a candy boy. I just like a sweet from time to time. If I were anything, I’d be a savory boy. Plea
Anonymous writes: At my mother’s suggestion/commandmamabonus, my brothers and I have always peed sitting down, to minimize splashing. I continue that practice, and I would like my guests to as well. I want to hang a humorous sign in the bathroom ins
Pete writes: My wife thinks there’s a correct way to eat a Pringle. She says you get more of the salt and flavor if you hold it a certain way. I don’t know which way she thinks is right, but I know she corrects me if I eat them “wrong.” The Pringle
Penny writes: My wife dictates emails in the car while I’m driving. No other sounds are allowed, and I have to listen to every word, every bit of punctuation and every “new paragraph” spoken out loud. I find this annoying. Please order her to stop a